I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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