It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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