he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
