What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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