Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
