Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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