Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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