At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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