I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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