she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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