worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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