Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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