New low: just hacked my moms facebook
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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