whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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