No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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