The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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