3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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