before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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