help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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