At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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