i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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