fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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