with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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