What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
