I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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