does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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