I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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