He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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