Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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