She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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