you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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