So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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