Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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