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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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