I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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