i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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