My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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