Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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