god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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