doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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