i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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