Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet he comes in French.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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