you would pick up someone in the library
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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