Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
honey bunches of taint.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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