would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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