Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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