Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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