one might say we're banned from that church
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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