it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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