drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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