I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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