you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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