Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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