This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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